Mind is a raging torrent

Governor Lepetomane : There you go. That's a very good suggestion. Thank you. Gum Chewer : [chewing gum] Arson Hedley Lamarr : Wait a moment.

What have you got in your mouth? Gum Chewer : [stops chewing] Nuff'm. Hedley Lamarr : "Nuff'm", eh? Lyle : [searches the man's mouth] Gum!

Hedley Lamarr : Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody. Gum Chewer : [panicked] I didn't know there was going to be so many! Jim : [hidden behind a rock] Boy, is he strict! Hedley Lamarr : [to himself] A sheriff! But law and order is the last thing I want. Wait a minute If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town.

Hedley Lamarr : But where would I find such a man? Hedley Lamarr : Why am I asking you? Hedley Lamarr : If you will just sign this, Governor. Right here. Governor Lepetomane : Yes, yes. What the hell is it? Hedley Lamarr : Well, under the provisions of this bill, we would snatch two hundred thousand acres of Indian land, which we have deemed unsuitable for their use at this time.

They're such children. Governor Lepetomane : Two hundred thousand acres? Two hundred thousand acres? What'll it cost, man, what'll it cost? Hedley Lamarr : [brings out a carton of paddleballs] A box of these. Governor Lepetomane : Are you crazy? They'll never go for it. And then again they might. Those little red devils Hedley Lamarr : Repeat after me: I Men : I Hedley Lamarr Men Hedley Lamarr : [to himself] Shmucks.

Men : That's Hedley! Hedley Lamarr : Now go do I got it! Hedley Lamarr : You do? Taggart : We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em. Hedley Lamarr : [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Taggart : Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

Hedley Lamarr : You spare the women? Taggart : Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on. Hedley Lamarr : Marvelous! Taggart : [shouting] We'll head them off at the pass! Hedley Lamarr : Head them off at the pass? Governor Lepetomane : I'd be delighted. Governor Lepetomane : Wow! Governor Lepetomane : I gotta talk to you. Come here. Governor Lepetomane : Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni Governor Lepetomane : Ha ha Forgive me.

No offense intended. Can't you see that man is a ni? Hedley Lamarr : Wait a minute Of course! Hedley Lamarr : Land, land Hedley Lamarr : Ah, Haley vs. United States. Haley: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!

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